As expected, I’m unable to republish my review about Carol Tice and Linda Formichelli’s Pitch Clinic in the established blogs about writing. The market of “help for bloggers” can sustain only so many players. They all know each other, they all guest post and support each other, which is good for them.
I’d had a similar situation when I wanted to complain about a property lawyer who made a mistake. Nobody wanted to represent me, as they preferred a long-term relationship with the other local property lawyers to a small potato case.
More unexpectedly, I was blocked from BlogHer – an aggregate blog where I tried to republish as they accept previously published pieces. They considered the review spam. When I tried to argue that it’s an honest review (which I consider neutral, maybe on a slightly positive side), they told me that sometimes paid bloggers write a push piece disguised as a review and apparently my post looks like one of those.
If it looks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, it’s a cat disguised as a duck.
While reputable periodicals shed their staff, the Internet is full of courses for aspiring journalists. While the content mills pay $5 for a thousand words and numerous “pay-per-click” just promise to pay when your post goes viral (at approximately the same odds as you winning a lottery), the courses promise to teach how to be paid $1 per word.
I’m usually skeptical about “get rich quick” schemes. However, as a beginner freelance writer, I subscribed to blogs of the US authors Carol Tice and Linda Formichelli. They have great advice for aspiring writers in exchange for the ads of their products – books, mentoring and online courses.
Marketing of the course, Pitch Clinic, was a free lesson in itself. I subscribe to both Carol and Linda’s newsletters. I was bombarded by promotional emails: “The course is coming soon”, “registration open”, “you still have a chance”, “we have a great editor who will look at your proposals”, “and another great editor”. At last, I was seduced by the offer that if I finish all the assignments on time, I will get all the money, $300, back.
How the Pitch Clinic works
You get access to a forum where you listen to pre-recorded lectures and collect handouts such as a flowchart how to write Letter of Introduction (LOI). The forum software was irritating, the “watch this topic” bookmarks slipping all the time. But the support system was excellent, correcting my mistakes such as posting in wrong places, changing the title, etc. almost immediately.
First, you submit your “pitch idea” The idea should be approved by one of the mentors, media professionals including Linda and Carol. You can provide up to 3 ideas, but only the first one is approved. As a result, I was stuck with a topic, which the more I worked on, the more I disliked it. Continue reading
My guest post in Beyond Your Blog.
I read only the first book of Audrey Niffenegger, “Time Traveler’s Wife”, which became a bestseller in 2003. Niffenegger – one of the few modern writers who represent the sub-genre of “science fiction with a human face”. It describes mainly not technology of the futur,e but mostly imagines how recognisably modern people behave in unusual circumstances. Among other examples of this genre are “Solaris” by Lem, “The Left Hand of Darkness” by Le Guin, and “Shards of Honor” by Bujold. “Time Traveler’s Wife” was somewhat sentimental, but this was offset by realistic details and – this always pleases my heart – plausible biology underlying “The Time Traveler’s syndrome.”
Looking at the ticket, I saw that the meeting with Niffeneger has a title “Gaia Sermon on Contemporary Issues” and was to be held in the Manchester Cathedral.